At the top of the stairs
for affordable fares
you can purchase love.

forget all your cares
with a paltry affair.
gentlemen step right up!

in all of the towns
you won't be let down.
step into any saloon.

you won't be alone
with one of our own.
we hope to see you soon!

sir my ladies are feelin' lonely.
they tell me you got the cure.

cowboy don't you know
you got a woman at home
so you better be faithful
and set your heart never to roam.

oh handsome don't wait.
i'm the best in the place.
step into key-locked room.

all clad in lace.
how your heart starts to race.
you will give in soon.

sir my ladies are feelin' lonely.
they tell me you got the cure.

cowboy don't you know
you got a woman at home
so you better be faithful
and set your heart never to roam.

your secrets safe with us.